Good timing for a divorce letter.

 

A woman admits that she has an affair with the brother of his husband. She wrote a letter to his husband and the reply was totally awesome.

Dear Husband,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week you came home and didn’t notice that I gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new underwear. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went strait to sleep after watching the game. You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t touch me or sleep with me. You’re cheating or you don’t love me anymore, whatever the case is, I’m gone.

P.S. If you’re trying to find me, don’t. Your brother and I are moving away to Manila together.

Have a great life! Your Ex-wife.


Dear Ex-Wife,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too band that it doesn’t work. I did notice when you had a hair cut and nail spa last week, the first thing that came to mind was “You look just like a man!” My mother raise me not to say anything if you can’t say anything nice.

When you cook my favorite mean, you must have gotten me confuse with my brother, because I stopped eating pork for seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new underwear because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was coincidence that my brother had just borrowed five hundred pesos from me that morning and your underwear was PHP 499.00.

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I hit the lotto for 50 million pesos, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to travel in Europe.

But when I got home your were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess.

I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, “you won’t get a dime from me.” So take care.

P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this but Lucio, my brother was born Lutchie. I hope that’s not a problem.

By |2015-02-17T17:02:38+00:00February 17th, 2015|Anonymous|0 Comments

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